he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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