She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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