2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
50% drunk capacity currently
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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