So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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