He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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