I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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