if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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