All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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