bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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