her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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