then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
