got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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