Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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