i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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