I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I have aggressive nipples.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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