'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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