Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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