i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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