yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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