We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
whose parrot is this?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Randomize
