Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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