Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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