K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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