Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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