Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
