I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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