She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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