never play flip cup with pint glasses
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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