The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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