I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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