I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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