let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
try to milk me bitch
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