oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think people are normalizing furries
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