I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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