Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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