Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I feel like abortions should bother me more
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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