I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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