just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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