I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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