Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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