we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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