His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
