All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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