Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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