I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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