i don't like sucking hair
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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