does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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