I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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