Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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