Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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