I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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