You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Shame - the story of my life.
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