Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There r osticjed everywhere
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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