Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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