And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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